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Honest Mother’s Day Card by The Panda Mom

It’s Mother’s Day.

We haven’t always seen eye to eye,

but I want to acknowledge that you’re my mother,

so thanks for the grief.

 

In place of “the grief,” here are a few other options:

  • Hell
  • without you, I’d have nothing to say to my therapist
  • the issues…[you get the idea]

A friend asked if I was sending this card to my mother, to which I replied, “no, it’s a little too nice for her.”

Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there.